Beware the Friendly Stranger (agentoneal) wrote in i_gamefaqs,
Beware the Friendly Stranger

Are you TRYING to upset the volcano?!

This update we have two classics (from my own journal that I put in memories), and one from scrolling through the boards today. Welcome to the new members, let's get CRACKIN!

So this stuiped kid asks me to join his fightclub
From: SpetznazTrooper | Posted: 2/19/2005 9:13:23 PM | Message Detail

At school yesterday he comes up to me and asks if I want to join. I thought he was joking at first. Then he tells me were it is and everything. So I figure I would go along with it. I tell him I will go and I will bring a friend. Now we are both varsity everything in school and we knew we could kill these guys.

My friend can bench press 330 without even sweating. I can do a little less, 270. So I tell my friend and he almost dies from laughing so hard, but he says he will go just to see what these losers are doing. So we get there and it is in Downtown, I mean I am talking DOWNTOWN. So we go into this old house and there must be 25-30 people in the basement.

I was looking around and it looked EXACTLY like Fightclub(the movie with Brad Pitt). Now these guys looked like just got out of a chess club meeting. So the guy who asked us to come works his way over to talk to us. He tells us how new people have to fight first, like as if to show them whos the new guys. So I ask him who is new here besides us? He is like just you two.

He then tells me that we each have to fight their "champion". Their "champion" looked like he couldn't beat up a cat, let alone someone else. So me and my friend look at each other and know what we are each think. I yell real loud "How about this me and my fiend take on all of you at once?" They got real excited then their loser leader said "Fine, but if we win you have to join club and do as I say."

Now of coarse I said yes. My friend and I beat those losers up so bad that some need to not only get new glasses, but teeth to too. So after that they told us that we were there new leader because we beat them all. Lucky me, I now have a ragtag team of high trained wimps, what should I do next? ****, there are some serious idiots in this world.

So I asked this stupid jock to join my fight club
From: AgentONeal XTREME | Posted: 2/19/2005 9:32:44 PM | Message Detail

So I came up to him and said "Hey join my fight club," And he said ok.

He showed up downtown where we hold it in a basement, and he brings his beefcake friend.

I knew from the murmors in the crowd that they were a big joke and we'd take them easily.

I went and told them that they have to fight first since their new, but they said they could take us all at the same time.

"PSsh," I thought, "Not with Gorgorath the Mighty in the crowd."

Well let me tell you, they ripped us a new one. Oh my god it was a massacre. I jumped on one of them at some point but he threw me off. That's when I Tried to cast my level 14 shield but he broke right through my runes and kicked me in the face.

They left afterwards and we were all crying and trying to find each others teeth so our orthodontists could put them back in tomorrow.

Oh my god it was the single most scariest thing I've ever seen. It was like two ninjas tied together to form one giant ninja.

I remember when one of them had Golgorath in a headlock saying, "Scream you D&D playing, pocket protector pushing freak!" And Gorgorath (his real name is Dave) screamed so loud. It was terrifying.

I came here to tell you all because I'm too scared to call the cops. I hope he doesn't know where I live because we told him he could be our boss if they won, but I don't want to see them again.

My face hurts severely.


Fighting evil by moonlight,

Posted 7/6/2006 8:12:02 PM

Winning love by daylight,

Posted 7/6/2006 8:12:27 PM

Always ready for a real fight!

Posted 7/6/2006 8:12:32 PM

Sounds like a whore

Also, feel free to take the icons.
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