Posted 8/13/2006 12:05:59 AM
Dammit I had a piece of lint (from my boxers) stuck inside my peehole. It was feeling rather painful.
I tried to pee to make the stream push it out, but I couldn't pee! I tried so hard I nearly vomitted from pushing so hard.
So I have this idea. Why don't I get a sewing pin and sort of, you know, poke it out. Like you would use that thingy on the inside of a nail-clipper to get crap out from your nail.
Well, when I stuck it in, my little "thingy" had a mild spasm due to shock, and sucked the pin in.
I now have half a sewing pin inside my urethra. I am afraid to pull it out because it is one of those pins that has a slight hook at the end.