Beware the Friendly Stranger (agentoneal) wrote in i_gamefaqs,
Beware the Friendly Stranger
agentoneal
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First time long time!

Welcome to I_GameFAQs, your #1 source for idiocy on the social boards. I realize that there is another community dedicated to GameFAQs idiocy, but they seem to be situated on the Message Board Help section. This has to do with the social areas.

To get things started, I'll go ahead and post one of my favorite posts on the GameFAQs Current Events board.

User: MrDuckbear6

So my friend's boyfriend and his afro haired friend wanted to rough me up today

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I'm sure you understand why by now, if not. read blog.

Anyways, i ran into him at the student union building and he comes right up to me and pushes me and yelling at me on how i tried to trick him.

I said to him "If you were so faitful to (insert girl's name) like you say you are. You wouldn't have kissed that other girl"

Then he says he was caught up in the moment and that he didn't mean to kiss her and that he was gonna push her away...

That was all fodder of course.

Then his afro haired friend starts making mean comments about me on how i'll never get with a girl because i act like a kid with my childish games??

He just wouldn't give up, until i finally said to him

"You Jive turkey, if you step in my face one more time, i'm gonna snatch a hole in your fro"

He's like "Well come on" and i tell him "anytime"

It looked like they wanted to start a fight from then on but they didn't...maybe it was just one day's grace.

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Let me repeat:

"You Jive turkey, if you step in my face one more time, i'm gonna snatch a hole in your fro"
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