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Sunday, September 24th, 2006
5:03 pm
[agentoneal]
Thursday, August 31st, 2006
9:26 pm
[agentoneal]
Monday, August 21st, 2006
5:24 pm
[agentoneal]
Friday, August 18th, 2006
6:40 pm
[agentoneal]
can u get sick from swalowing pubic hair?
Buddha_Buddy
Posted 8/18/2006 6:29:41 PM

well?
Sunday, August 13th, 2006
12:24 am
[agentoneal]
OH **** l NEED HELP! NOW!
ShoelaceNoose
Posted 8/13/2006 12:05:59 AM

Dammit I had a piece of lint (from my boxers) stuck inside my peehole. It was feeling rather painful.

I tried to pee to make the stream push it out, but I couldn't pee! I tried so hard I nearly vomitted from pushing so hard.

So I have this idea. Why don't I get a sewing pin and sort of, you know, poke it out. Like you would use that thingy on the inside of a nail-clipper to get crap out from your nail.

Well, when I stuck it in, my little "thingy" had a mild spasm due to shock, and sucked the pin in.

I now have half a sewing pin inside my urethra. I am afraid to pull it out because it is one of those pins that has a slight hook at the end.
Tuesday, August 8th, 2006
11:30 pm
[agentoneal]
Ok... I made up this sex position called Stop the Clock...
RescueToaster
Posted 8/8/2006 10:00:15 PM

So... you are doing this chick in the butt right?

Then before you climax you spike a football off her head...

Stop the Clock.


I've got plenty more... including the Jet Li and the Texas Toast among others.
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~~~The Artist Formally Known As BamCKY2K~~~
The Top Official Party Representative of the SvR SB
Monday, July 31st, 2006
9:35 pm
[agentoneal]
CAUTION OFFENSIVE topic that just got my other account warned-_-deals with butts
cpeterson40
Posted 7/31/2006 9:23:54 PM

If you're getting a rectal exam from a hot chick at the hospital, would that be a bad time to make a pass?

I'm thinking clench hard, and be like "lol got ur hand" and she's like "omg give it back" and you're like "only if you go out with me!"

not creepy at all, right?
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"In the end my friend, we will all be together again."
Monday, July 24th, 2006
10:43 pm
[agentoneal]
Just a few..
NuclearGod
Any permanent lung damage?
Posted 7/24/2006 6:25:41 PM

Hey guys. My pool is messed up so I was watching the cleaners clean my pool. I was about 20 ft away and they poured HydroChloric Acid on one end. Note that I was 20 ft away, lol. Anyways, I could smell the acid from where I was standing, and my lungs hurt now and I feel dizzy. Do I have permanent damage? :(

So I've heard of actually smoking bananna peel and stuff, but why? Why would you go out of your way to smoke something that doesn't need to be smoked? Case in point:

_JustinMorneau_
Has anyone here ever tried Morning Glory Seeds?
Posted 7/24/2006 10:38:04 PM

Yay or nay, to them?

I'm trying them tomorrow with some people, probably.
Sunday, July 16th, 2006
11:47 pm
[agentoneal]
What the hell.
Seriously, spammers in my community? The other guy got deleted, and now this guy? They both happen to talk about PREY all the time and never respond to my kind comments about sticking to the rules?

No, screw you. You're getting banned if you post off topic. I'm dropping the friggen hammer, even though there's like, four of us.
Thursday, July 13th, 2006
7:57 pm
[agentoneal]
Children.
GameFAQs is overrun with them!

Here's a post from our good friend PelvicThruster

OMG not fair!!! My mom is basically buying my lil bro A PSP but NOT ME

OK my parents have this "reward system" for good behavior for me & my bro (I'm 4 years older than him). Basically, every time my parents catch me or my bro doing something good & positive (cleaning up a mess, take the dog for a walk, water the plants, sharing the TV or systems, ect. etc.) we get a Positive Coupon. They come in values of 5, 10, or 20.

We exchange them for things like... hmmm, for example our dad buying us ice cream & a movie is 40 Positive Points. I can take the car out for a spin for 75 Points, or stay out past 8 PM with friends, for 100 Points. Things like that.

WELL anyways today I awaken to see my mom calling Best Buy about PSPs. I ask her why, and she just pops the news to me: "Oh well I'm letting your brother exchange his Positive Points for that new Sony system. He saved up 200 Points!"

I nearly fainted with jealousy, I coudnt beleve it so I begged for her to let me get 200 points and also get a PSP, but noooo I guess she likes being an unfair *****. I even asked my dad but he said I'm going againts her.

GRRRR I feel like stealing my brother's PSP. Now I gotta hunt one don
Thursday, July 6th, 2006
9:32 pm
[agentoneal]
Are you TRYING to upset the volcano?!
This update we have two classics (from my own journal that I put in memories), and one from scrolling through the boards today. Welcome to the new members, let's get CRACKIN!

LJ Cut for her pleasureCollapse )

Also, feel free to take the icons.
Wednesday, July 5th, 2006
1:28 pm
[agentoneal]
First time long time!
Welcome to I_GameFAQs, your #1 source for idiocy on the social boards. I realize that there is another community dedicated to GameFAQs idiocy, but they seem to be situated on the Message Board Help section. This has to do with the social areas.

To get things started, I'll go ahead and post one of my favorite posts on the GameFAQs Current Events board.

User: MrDuckbear6

So my friend's boyfriend and his afro haired friend wanted to rough me up today

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I'm sure you understand why by now, if not. read blog.

Anyways, i ran into him at the student union building and he comes right up to me and pushes me and yelling at me on how i tried to trick him.

I said to him "If you were so faitful to (insert girl's name) like you say you are. You wouldn't have kissed that other girl"

Then he says he was caught up in the moment and that he didn't mean to kiss her and that he was gonna push her away...

That was all fodder of course.

Then his afro haired friend starts making mean comments about me on how i'll never get with a girl because i act like a kid with my childish games??

He just wouldn't give up, until i finally said to him

"You Jive turkey, if you step in my face one more time, i'm gonna snatch a hole in your fro"

He's like "Well come on" and i tell him "anytime"

It looked like they wanted to start a fight from then on but they didn't...maybe it was just one day's grace.

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Let me repeat:

"You Jive turkey, if you step in my face one more time, i'm gonna snatch a hole in your fro"
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